So, Toby, the giant mutt guard dog, was sitting in the open doorway, as I was going back and forth from the kitchen to the grill. I come behind him for a pass through back outside, and he’s watching the cat. Who is sitting on the porch 2 feet away with a chipmunk in her mouth.
I let out a squeak.
Which startles Kitty.
Who drops the chipmunk.
Who runs away.
Who Kitty chases back out into the yard.
Who is watched by a painfully still and barely whining Toby. The giant mutt guard dog.